15 awkward things that only happen if you’re British

Pinstripe suits, terrible teeth, Queen’s English and cream tea for lunch every day – not all of the stereotypes are bang on point. But British politeness is famous and it’s 100% truth; I just happen to call it a different name. I call it horribly awkward. And here’s why:

Match Making and Making it up – Telling tales in London

The world has become a scary place – or maybe it’s just London. In this cockney centre of human traffic, the fear is so Central (Line) that we have stopped approaching each other – we’re all about those dating websites, or shall we make that Tinder apps, actually change that to stalkerish Happn satellites that can detect singles in your nearby vicinity… That’s right kids, these days, we’ve gotta use spy technology to track down our nearest romantic interest.

The London Revolution – Rise of The Pigeon

We all know those London stereotypes, the walking business suits, the tourists with cameras dragging along the floor, the lycra’d fluorescent cyclists with their outer space helmets, and the usual nutter in pajamas on the tube who mutters insults about the whole carriage. But there’s an underground movement, a revolution of a new underclass that I feel no one will take me seriously about…

This is a True Story.

I have started a blog because I have an experience to share with the world. It might be difficult to read, and it may shock you, but take heed. This is a warning to all of you. Because this could happen to you too, one day.